Alex's Commission Info!

Prices

3¢ per word
$15 for 500 words, $30 for 1000 words, $60 for 2000 words, etc.
$2 hourly rate for every hour worked on the story
I round up to the nearest 100 words ($3) if there's more than the set amount.
All prices are in USD

WILL DO

  • One-shots

  • Short-form works (drabbles, ficlets, etc.)

  • Fluff

  • Hurt/Comfort

  • Angst

  • Romance

  • Platonic relationships

  • SFW age regression fics

  • Self-inserts, OCs, self-shipping, etc.

  • Polyamory

  • LGBTQ+ headcanons

  • Neurodivergent headcanons (Preference for Autism & ADHD)

WILL NOT DO

  • Chaptered fics

  • Bigotry of any kind painted in a positive light

  • RPF

  • Furry/anthro

  • Mental hospitals/asylums

  • Extended torture scenes

  • Extended fight scenes

Fandoms List

  • Animal Crossing

  • Baldur's Gate 3

  • Danganronpa (Preference for THH and UDG)

  • Hellaverse

  • Hetalia (Knowledge up until 2015)

  • Homestuck/Hiveswap (WILL NOT DO EPILOGUES/HS^2)

  • JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure (Preference for Part 2)

  • The Legend of Zelda (Preference for Skyward Sword, Spirit Tracks, and The Minish Cap)

  • Pokémon (Preference for Gens 5-7)

  • Steam Powered Giraffe

  • Undertale

  • Various musicals (Ask about availability!)

A preference doesn't mean I won't do anything outside of them. It just means I'm more familiar with that topic, and I'm more likely to take on that commission!

CHARACTERS I WILL NOT DO

  • Rudol Von Stroheim (JJBA)

  • Cazador (BG3)

  • Haiji Towa (Danganronpa)

  • Michael Reed (Steam Powered Giraffe)

  • Steve Negrete (Steam Powered Giraffe)

Terms of Service

I have the right to deny any commission.I won’t take anonymous commissions. Communication is essential.Before the initial payment, I’ll discuss the specifics of the commission's contents with the commissioner.I will send the commissioner a PDF of the fic, and then post it to AO3 unless the commissioner wants to keep it private.I require 75% of the base word price up front, and the final 25%, along with the hourly rate and any extra fees, will be paid right before I send the PDF and post the fic to AO3.I accept PayPal and Cash App as payment methods.I will let the commissioner know if there are any delays, and I expect a reply from the commissioner confirming or if they request a refund.Refunds are not available after the commission has been finished.Commissions run on a first-come, first-served basis.Going out of your way to request something on the “Will Not Do” list will get you blocked.All of my work is LGBTQ+ inclusive and neurodivergent inclusive.

NSFW INFO

NSFW Commission Info

WILL DO

  • Porn with OR without plot

  • BDSM

  • RACK (Risk-aware consensual kink)

  • Threesomes, foursomes, etc.

  • Monsterfucking (Preference for vampires and werewolves)

  • Kemonomimi

  • A/B/O

  • Hypnosis (Dollification, stepfordization, etc.)

  • Dub-Con and/or Non-Con

  • Niche or uncommon kinks (Open to discuss and negotiate!)

  • LGBTQ+ headcanons and gender-inclusive language

WILL NOT DO

  • Bigotry of any kind

  • Incest (Including fauxcest)

  • Underage sex

  • Bestiality or Poképhilia

  • DDLG, CGL, ABDL, etc.

  • Race play

  • Medical play/scenarios

  • Needles/piercings

  • Foot fetish

  • Scat or emetophilia

  • Pregnancy

  • Vore

  • Inflation

  • Oviposition

My full list of "Will Dos" and "Will Not Dos" can be seen here.

NSFW Terms of Service

You must have your age listed somewhere on your social media for me to accept your NSFW commission request.I will NOT take NSFW commissions from minors/those under 18. I live in the United States, and doing so can get me into legal trouble.Going out of your way to request something on the “Will Not Do” list will get you blocked.All of my work is LGBTQ+ inclusive and neurodivergent inclusive.