Alex's Commission Info!

Prices

3¢ per word
$15 for 500 words, $30 for 1000 words, $60 for 2000 words, etc.
$2 hourly rate for every hour worked on the story
I round up to the nearest 100 words ($3) if there's more than the set amount.
All prices are in USD

WILL DO

  • One-shots

  • Fluff

  • Hurt/Comfort

  • Angst

  • Romance

  • Platonic relationships

  • SFW age regression fics

  • Self-inserts

  • Self-shipping

  • Polyamory

  • LGBTQ+ headcanons

  • Neurodivergent headcanons (Preference for Autism & ADHD)

WILL NOT DO

  • Lengthy/chapter-heavy fics

  • Bigotry of any kind painted in a positive light

  • Anything involving real people (aside from self-inserts)

  • Hospitals, specifically mental hospitals

  • Extended torture scenes

  • Extended fight scenes

Fandoms List

WILL DO

  • Jojo's Bizarre Adventure (Parts 1-4, preference for Part 2)

  • Homestuck/Hiveswap (WILL NOT DO EPILOGUES/HS^2)

  • The Legend of Zelda (Preference for Skyward Sword and The Minish Cap)

  • Baldur's Gate 3

  • Undertale/Deltarune

  • Hetalia (Knowledge up until 2015)*

  • Danganronpa (Preference for THH and UDG)

  • Steam Powered Giraffe

  • Various musicals (ask about availability)

WILL NOT DO

  • Brooklyn 99

  • Attack on Titan

  • Detroit: Become Human

  • South Park

  • Big Mouth

  • Camp Camp

  • Hamilton

  • Hannibal

  • Killing Stalking

  • Harry Potter and adjacent media

  • Five Nights at Freddy’s

*NOTE REGARDING HETALIA

Hetalia was my main special interest during middle school, and although I try to distance myself from it now, I do understand if people have a nostalgic connection to it. I was last active in the fandom in 2015 and still own volumes 1-6 of the manga, so if you wish to commission it (and respect my “Will Not Do” lists), I’d be up for it.

CHARACTERS I WILL NOT DO

  • Von Stroheim (JJBA)

  • Minor Part 3 Villains (JJBA)

  • Gamzee Makara (Homestuck)

  • Cazador (BG3)

  • Any of the Axis Powers (Including Romano and Prussia, Hetalia)

  • Any of the Allies (Hetalia)

  • Haiji Towa (Danganronpa)

  • Korekiyo Shinguji (Danganronpa)

  • Teruteru Hanamura (Danganronpa)

  • Michael Reed (Steam Powered Giraffe)

  • Steve Negrete (Steam Powered Giraffe)

Terms of Service

I have the right to deny any commission.I won’t take anonymous commissions. Communication is essential.Before the initial payment, I’ll discuss the specifics with the commissioner.I will send the commissioner a PDF file and post it to AO3 unless the commissioner wants to keep it private.I require 75% of the base word price up front, and the last 25%, along with the hourly rate and any extra fees, will be paid right before the PDF is sent and the fic is posted to AO3.PayPal is my only available method of payment.I will let the commissioner know if there are any delays, and I expect a reply from the commissioner confirming or if they request a refund.Refunds are not available after the commission has been finished.Commissions run on a first-come, first-served basis.Going out of your way to request something on the “Will Not Do” list will get you blocked.All of my work is LGBTQ+ inclusive, as well as neurodivergent inclusive.

NSFW INFO

WILL DO

  • Porn without plot

  • Porn with plot

  • Most BDSM

  • Threesomes/foursomes/etc

  • Monsterfucking (Preference for vampires and werewolves)

  • Kemonomimi

  • A/B/O

  • Dub-Con/Non-Con

  • LGBTQ+ headcanons

WILL NOT DO

  • Bigotry of any kind

  • DDLG/CGL/ABDL/etc.

  • Incest/pedo

  • Scat/piss/emeto

  • Vore

  • Inflation

  • Pregnancy

  • Oviposition

  • Beastiality

My full list of "Will Dos" and "Will Not Dos" can be seen here.

NSFW Terms of Service

You must have your age listed somewhere for me to accept your commission request.I will NOT take NSFW commissions from minors/those under 18. I live in the United States, and doing such can get me into legal trouble.I will not do NSFW scenarios involving minors, siblings, or parents and children.Going out of your way to request something on the “Will Not Do” list will get you blocked.All of my work is LGBTQ+ inclusive, as well as neurodivergent inclusive.